My eye is always drawn to quotes about middle school, and this post and this one contain some examples.
I just saw another one in a review for this new book, Jesus, My Father, the CIA, and Me, by Ian Morgan Cron, and you know, this is the second time today I've seen a reference to this book. I may just have to read it.
Here's the quote:
“Most seventh graders don’t set out to make trouble. They are like puppies with impulse-control disorders. Opportunities for mischief arise, and they can’t stop themselves. This is why they should be crate-trained.”
Here's the review.
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